WINNER!!! WORST SONG OF 2008!

The Finalists:

-Rocko- This morning
-T Baby- Its so Cold in the D
-Plies- Please Excuse my hands
-Soulja Boy- Gucci Bandana
-Busta Rhymes- Arab Money
-Riskay- Smell yo Dick

And the winner for WORST SONG OF 2008 IS...

OH MY GOD!

ITS A TIE!!!!!!

THE WINNERS ARE:

Busta Rhymes- Arab Money



Jim Jones f/ Ron Browz and Juelz Santana - Pop Champagne



Ladies and Gents, since Busta Rhymes and Jingle Bell Jones couldn't be here, I'll explain why there was a tie and these two songs should be forgotten forever.

First off, shout out to all of the other nominees for wasting my time with you horrible songs. You all have cost me brain cells and valuable time that I can never get back. I would like to thank you for that.

Next, I would like to thank Busta Rhymes for trying to resurrect his dying career with this horrible horrible song. I would also like to thank Ron Browz for trying to pull the wool over our collective eyes by repackaging "Pop Champagne" and desguising it as "Arab Money". Seriously, Arab Money is no more than a sped up version of Pop Champagne. Listen for yourself.

And the videos, for God sake, if you ever needed more of a reminder of why the Middle East hates Americans, check out the Arab Money video. As for Jim Jones and his poor excuse for a video, let me be very clear about this, we should blow up Harlem and never look back. Better yet, lets just seal them off from the rest of civiization so that they can not spread their idiotic dances and metrosexual fashion tips.

So there you have it. Hopefully, next year will be a better year for music... I SERIOUSLY doubt it, though.

(BTW, I know Jim Jones wasn't nominated, but whatever, this song blows).

New Busta Rhymes... But why should you care?

You know, some people just don't know when to stop. Brett Farve clearly doesn't think 39 is too old to be a QB, Jay-Z doesn't think 38 is too old to be an icon in Hip Hop and Hugh Heffner doesn't think 107 years old is too old to be slamming out blondes. But the difference between these people and Busta Rhymes, they're actually still very good at what they do. As evident by the "first" single (or third if you count the two other dumpy records he leaked) of Busta's new album "Back on My Bullshit", Mr. Rhymes has aged about as well as Al Davis.

Busta Rhymes- Arab Money

Excusing the fact that the title and hook of this song are somewhat politically incorrect, this is not a good song. It's actually pretty awful. In fact, it came damn close to being another nominee for worst song of 2008. The only thing that saved it was... to be honest, I'm just a good mood today and I just posted a worst song nominee so I'll be nice to this one. But its still horrendous.

Maybe Busta should name his new album, "I Made Some Bad Choices as a Young Artist; therefore, I NEED to keep rapping"... but that doesn't roll off the tongue so easily.