Why be College when you can be John Daily?

Shout out to everyone who made the push to Dickinson College's homecoming this past weekend. From what I remember, it was a great time. Also, shout out to everyone from Alibi's for allowing me to marinate there for 3 straight days. Nothing like going to your school and pretending that you're back in school without a care in the world. Bills, insurance, Elections, and Erectile Disfunction are just some of the things that make life after college not so awesome. But fear not people, you can still be college even after you graduate. Skeptical? Check this out...

With no golf on his schedule, John Daly says he went to North Carolina to have fun with some friends.

What followed was a night in jail to sober up, a photo of Daly in orange coveralls with his eyes half-open, and the kind of publicity that seems to accompany the two-time major champion no matter where he goes.

"Nothing is going right in my life right now," Daly said in a telephone interview Sunday. "I'm going through a hell of a divorce. I haven't seen my son. It was an unfortunate incident, but it's a joke what people are saying. I take full responsibility for what happened, but it wasn't that big of a deal."

According to Winston-Salem police, Daly appeared "extremely intoxicated and uncooperative" when he was found outside a Hooters restaurant early Oct. 27. With no other means of transportation, he was taken to the Forsyth County jail for 24 hours to get sober.

Daly said it could have been avoided if his friends had realized he tends to sleep with his eyes open when he's tired, stressed and has been drinking. He said the driver of his private bus, parked near Hooters, panicked when he saw Daly and called the paramedics.

"If I had seen someone like that, I probably would have done the same thing," he said. "They were only trying to protect me."

But he said he was not arrested, nor was he thrown out of Hooters. The restaurant closed more than an hour before police arrived.

"The thing I want people to know is when I called my girlfriend at 11:30 p.m., I was going back to the bus to go sleep," Daly said. "I'm not going to say I wasn't drunk. I did have a few drinks. I said to them, 'I'm tired, I'm drunk and I'm going to bed.'"

Daly said his friends woke him up about 2 a.m.

"The bus driver called 911 because my eyes were open," Daly said. "I said, 'What's going on?' He said, 'We thought you were dead.' Anybody who knows me ... when I'm tired, I sleep with my eyes open. They know it takes awhile to wake me up."

Daly said he wanted to go to a hotel, but was told someone sober had to be with him. That's when he was introduced to a North Carolina law called "Assistance to Intoxicated Persons."

"It's like a public service," Winston-Salem police Lt. C.A. Lowder said Sunday. "The person is taken into our custody for their own welfare due to impairment or intoxication. It's not a criminal offense."

Daly said he does not know why he was put into orange coveralls, or why his photo was released to the public.

"The picture looks like I'm drunk," he said. "I wasn't drunk when they took the picture. The picture people are seeing is me half-asleep."

The night in jail -- not to mention the picture -- is the latest in a troubling trend for Daly this year. He has not had his PGA Tour card since 2006, when his two-year exemption expired from his last victory, the Buick Invitational in 2004.

Courtesy of the Associated Press


New Rules:
1. "Making a Push" will now be known as pulling a Daly

E.G: Brian pulled a Daly and called out of work to go the bar and watch the Yankees.


2. Being college will now be referred to as "Just being Daly", "so Daly", or "being more Daly than..."

E.G: Ricky is so much more Daly than the Delta Nu pledge class.

Please update your vocabulary accordingly.