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Showing newest posts with label Bad Music. Show older posts
Showing newest posts with label Bad Music. Show older posts

Friday, February 6, 2009

Worst Song of 2009 Nominee- OJ the Juice Man

That's not a typo in the title, there really is a raper named OJ the JuiceMan, and he is horrible. To be honest, I didn't pay him much attention, until I stumbled on this filth.

OJ The JuiceMan- I'm Getting Money



When you are looking for the criteria for a bad rap song, like this one, please look for the following:

-An annoying and repetitive Hook
-Over usage of hustling/ trap language
-Ignorant themes, and ignorant lyrics/ ad-libs
-Gold Teeth
-"Hood" Backdrops
-Lyrics that don't rhyme until you listen

This song is guilty of all of these egregious crimes and should be sentenced to musical purgatory... although, I'd argue its still better than Ciara's bullshit excuse of a song.

Verdict: Trap Rap ain't dead, but songs like this will make the genre lamer than FDR's legs... too soon?

Chance of being Worst of '09: 29.999% (making it 0.001 better than Ciara)